Whoever invented screw top wine bottles was a pioneer in the “ain’t nobody got time for this” lifestyle and I’m not complaining.
*So, I went to the Roxane Gay reading in Chicago tonight. My feelings and thoughts are everywhere but, I needed to write about this. I’m sorry there are a bunch of grammar and spelling errors. I wrote this on my iphone, on the train ride back home. If you read the whole thing you get to see the selfie I took. I hope y’all like it.