take a second and think how good life would be if the simpsons were on netflix
The other day my friend Allie said “every day I wish I could eat both a donut and a hot dog.” It was the most genuine thought I’ve heard in some time.
In case you were ever wondering what friendship looks like.
FYI: This is my best friend Ted. He is not shy about being gay.
There’s a little bit of biddy in all of us, and no two biddies are exactly alike. There are urban biddies, suburban biddies, mom biddies, teenage biddies, yuppie biddies, sporty biddies, Big Ten biddies, etc. etc. etc.
But my friend Brian and I have noticed a very unique breed of biddy that appear in Chicago right around Memorial Day. You’ve probably caught glimpses of them drinking a Mai Tai in the bleachers at Wrigley, getting their tan on at Oak Street Beach, or strutting in their heels near Clark & Grand. If you find yourself in an altercation with this species, don’t worry—they mean no harm. They’re simply here to #livelaughlove, #yolo, and #keepcalmandchiveon.